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Diamond Detailing is high in demand! With people coming to Guelph from all over Ontario for our detailing services and those coming up from the United States to experience the VIP Emerald Elite Diamond Detailing Package - North America's most expensive and finest auto detailing for luxury and exotic cars our time has become precious. The phones are ringing off the hook, the website is flooded and customers have made repeated requests for a journal of daily experiences I encounter. In effort to meet our customer's demands for more insight we added this Guelph automotive detailing blog. We hope you will find the latest news on the projects and experiences that we encounter to be informative, humorous and addictive.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week

Sunday is here!!! No matter how much it may hurt and how much pain I feel, I work hard everyday to make somebody happy - but on Sunday's I do it for myself!

I thought I would take a break from the shop talk and add a few humorous quotes about cars today.

"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming." Mitch Hedberg

“What the average man wants to get out of his new car is the kids" unknown

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks." Scott Adams

"Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.” unknown

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments." Erma Bombeck

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” Dudley Moore

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG." Bill Gates



Luxury Car Wash courtesy of Gavin image shown at welaf


Courtesy of itsfunnyhoney


Here is a a funny car wash video clip (no pop-up ads) : GM Car Wash Dudes

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